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Wednesday, 28 May 2008 |
 THE CHIPMUNKS [UMA]
Now, just so you don’t think I’m the biggest suck in the entire queer music reviewer universe, let me reach for the steak knives and put these little fuckers out of their misery. Because it’s them or me. In the immortal words of Miss Mommie Dearest, “Ah, but nobody ever said life was fair, Tina. I’m bigger and I’m faster. I will always beat you,” you annoying little chipmunk, soon to be my BBQ’d dinner. They may be back with a reborn movie career and that prancy wannabe poofter David Seville as their man master, but I still hate them as much as I ever did. Even more so for this abomination of a recording where they adulterate classic Beatles tracks with their hysterical helium voices.
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